"Obvious-Dummy" Security Camera (Furthest Thing From Reality Available)

Circa Mid 1990's to Early 2000's

Need your dummy CCTV camera to really look like a dummy CCTV camera? Then this is your "obvious" choice!

Features:

• Painfully-cheap, all-plastic construction.

• A lens that will fool nobody. (It's probably a small, round, X-mass ornament stuffed in there.)

• Included mounting bracket is your only (and pathetically limited) mounting option. It's also, quite obviously--bent.

• It doesn't even have a freak'n flashing light--although one could be put in at your request. Seriously—we'll provide this lofty upgrade—if you really think it will help.

• Only one available—so it's really kind of precious--in a sad, abandoned, baby-seal kind of way.

• Still have to charge you real money for it—this is a serious business you know.

(H-13.5cm x W-6cm x D-18cm)