"Unusually-Bad" Dummy Security Camera (Well-Suited for the Deepest of Deep-Background Placement)

Circa Early 1970's to late 1970's

Need that obviously fake-camera look?

Mission accomplished!

This is our unqualified *BEST* offering.

Features:

• All metal construction: Two-tone powder-coat finish. Curiously robust construction, refreshingly uncontaminated by any interesting or authentic details. Clean, uncluttered, "loaf-of-bread" design—evocative of a classic rural mailbox, but without the little red flag-thingy.

• Lens: It's an empty tube really, which encircles a dark...featureless...void. You gaze upon it and feel uncomfortable--threatened. It seems to stare back at you...unblinkingly, into your very soul. We think that's probably just some kind of old-world craftsmanship or something.

• Mounting options: Just one gigantic piece of L-shaped metal that callously restricts your options to a single one--"side-of-wall."

• Electronics: Seriously? Not even a freak'n flashing LED would help—and it doesn't' have one.

• Manufacturer: Conveniently unknown. It was actually left outside our door one night—in a vintage ZELLERS shopping bag (which also contained a few chicken bones, and a till receipt from 1973 that listed "Men's Sundries" and "Hardware").

Use Case:

Covertly try to get it onto somebody else's show--somebody you don't like. Seriously--this thing might be possessed.

(H-7.5cm x W-15cm x D-26.5cm)